{"id":1269,"date":"2003-04-08T09:50:28","date_gmt":"2003-04-08T16:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/8stars.org\/aa\/2003\/04\/08\/some-jokes-just-write-themselves\/"},"modified":"2003-04-08T09:50:28","modified_gmt":"2003-04-08T16:50:28","slug":"some-jokes-just-write-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/2003\/04\/08\/some-jokes-just-write-themselves\/","title":{"rendered":"Some jokes just write themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times ran an article recently on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hummer.com\/hummerjsp\/h2\/index.jsp\">Hummer<\/a> owners who consider their urban-assault vehicles to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/04\/05\/business\/05AUTO.html?pagewanted=print&amp;position=top\">demonstrations of their patriotism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed deface the American flag and what it stands for.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I couldn&#8217;t make this shit up.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in related news, the war with Iraq has nothing to do with oil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times ran an article recently on Hummer owners who consider their urban-assault vehicles to be demonstrations of their patriotism: &#8220;Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed deface the American flag and what it stands for.&#8221; Seriously, I couldn&#8217;t make this shit up. 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