Took in two oddball events at the Alamo this weekend.<\/p>\n
On Saturday, we saw the “Show with No Name” show. This is actually a community access show<\/a> (which I’ve never seen), but they saved their raunchiest, weirdest stuff for this screening, which included such lowlights as the Pamela\/Tommy Lee sex tape, the Paris Hilton sex tape, and Chuck Barry pissing on his wife’s face. Plus lots of other scatalogical strangeness, capped off by a woman sending a profoundly bizarre come-on video to the object of her affection, Stevie Vai<\/a>, featuring an astounding three-minute queef<\/a> solo.<\/p>\n Saturday was a screening of Santo contra la invasión de los marcianos<\/a>, presented in glorious Foleyvision<\/a> [mpeg]<\/i>, that is, live voice-over and sound effects. The dialogue seemed to be a pretty straight translation of what (I’m guessing) the original Spanish must have been–they didn’t bother giving the movie the What’s Up, Tiger Lily?<\/a> treatment, but it was funny enough on its own. 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