{"id":2724,"date":"2018-05-09T09:03:20","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T15:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/?p=2724"},"modified":"2018-05-09T09:03:20","modified_gmt":"2018-05-09T15:03:20","slug":"walled-gardens-of-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/2018\/05\/09\/walled-gardens-of-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"The walled gardens of shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over a century ago, King Gillette pioneered the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Razor_and_blades_model\">razors and blades<\/a> business model. The <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Digital_Millennium_Copyright_Act\">DMCA<\/a> led to a new twist on this: companies have been trying to force you to buy <em>their<\/em> blades in particular by slapping microchips on them&#8211;even when those things don&#8217;t really have any need of a microchip&#8211;because that makes it illegal to reverse engineer.<\/p>\n<p>This gave us the Keurig coffee machine, which has been successful, but has been deservedly criticized&#8211;even by its <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/technology\/archive\/2015\/03\/the-abominable-k-cup-coffee-pod-environment-problem\/386501\/\">inventor<\/a>&#8211;for its wastefulness. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2015\/2\/5\/7986327\/keurigs-attempt-to-drm-its-coffee-cups-totally-backfired\">Keurig attempted to add DRM to their pods<\/a>, although that backfired.<\/p>\n<p>Catering to the herd mentality of the investor class (&#8220;It&#8217;ll be like Amazon, but for X!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;ll be like Facebook, but for X!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;ll be like Uber, but for X!&#8221;), this has led to\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>The Juicero, a <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.bolt.io\/heres-why-juicero-s-press-is-so-expensive-6add74594e50\">massively over-engineered<\/a> $400 (marked down from $700) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2017\/4\/20\/15375940\/juicero-full-refund-customers-ceo-jeff-dunn\">gadget that squeezed $8 DRM-laden bags of fruit pulp into juice<\/a>. It <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2017\/9\/1\/16243356\/juicero-shut-down-lay-off-refund\">flopped<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then the Teaforia, a <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/a-400-smart-tea-machine-gave-this-brit-an-existential-1796219286\">$400 gadget<\/a> (marked down from $1000) that makes tea from DRM-laden pods that cost $1 each or more. It <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/2017\/10\/27\/teforia-infuser-business\/#FSIE5frudaqR\">flopped<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiegogo.com\/projects\/tastetro-spice-system-vegan\">this thing<\/a>, a spice dispenser that uses DRM-laden spice packets that cost about $5 a pop (spices obviously vary in prices, and it&#8217;s not clear how much comes in one of their packets, but I just bought 4 tbsp of cinnamon for $0.35).<\/p>\n<p>These Keurig imitators represent an intersection of at least two bad trends: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/internetofshit?lang=en\">the Internet of Shit<\/a>, where <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theverge.com\/circuitbreaker\/2017\/8\/3\/16088526\/smalt-smart-salt-shaker-app-alexa-smartphone\">stuff that has no need of ensmartening<\/a> is gratuitously connected to the Internet&#8211;a logical consequence of sticking unnecessary DRM-enabling chips on things, with those chips getting cheaper and more powerful&#8211;and the walled gardens of yore, like AOL&#8211;which companies like <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/100-million-people-are-connected-to-facebooks-walled-ga-1825553262\">Facebook<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2017\/05\/19\/open_source_insider_google_amp_bad_bad_bad\/\">Google<\/a> have been attempting to reconstruct on top of the Internet ever since. So now we&#8217;ve got walled gardens of shit, filling up with their own waste products. Happily, the market seems to be rejecting these.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the brilliant thinking behind the Internet of shit meets the walled garden<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/8stars.org\/a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}