Strange search requests

Disturbing Search Requests has introduced lots of people to the sport of analyzing their server logs for strange referrers. Just for grins, I spent a little time analyzing mine today. Following are some of the phrases typed into Google that somehow brought crossroads.net up as a search result, and (more importantly) that the searcher decided to click on.

pajama pocket speed

dildo shoes

masturbation and air stewardess

smell fear?? maybe you have a leaky nose n not able to smell

good towel head bad towel head photo

creampuff adult video

child pantyhose head

makeovers involving piercing

There were also a bunch of requests that were so specific and spot-on it seemed as if the searcher must have already known they’d find that they wanted here.

Chihuahua yukata

I know you’ve been thinking your little rat-dog looked a little underdressed. I know you love all things cute and Japanese. So how can you resist these yukata for chihuahuas? If that’s not bad enough, the same company offers even more demeaning outfits for chihuahuas (and to demean a chihuahua…that’s quite a feat).

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