I keep getting all this spam for pills that promise to make my penis larger. (And, curiously, my balls too. I mean, who ever feels they need bigger balls?)
I know this is a scam. How do I know? Because penile enlargement drugs don’t come in the form of a pill. They come in an ointment that you rub on.
Must be the same stuff they sell in those breast enlargement ads I hear on the radio. ;)
Big balls? You gotta have big balls. Big balls are the best balls of all, according to AC/DC.
Now, if they had a cream to prevent chafing, that’d be nice.