This is one of the best bits of vitriol I’ve read in a while:
Go get your ten-billionth burger, America. Fatten your already fat asses with bacteria-and-hormone-ridden meat and do nothing as you sit stupefied before your mind-numbing television sets awaiting the next episode of sad families being humiliated on “Cops.”
Of course, this was written by a Canadian, and as we all know, Canada is just a suburb of the USA.
via Plastic
I very nearly got punched in the face by a Canadian (a friend of mine, in fact) in Toronto when I made a joke along those lines…many Canadians are very touchy about that kind of thing.
I got the impression while living there that many Canadians divide their time between studiously ignoring the US, and actively hating us….